Sikatchupoy si BURAOT Contest!

Posted by timi

August 10, 2008

Being su-huch a greedy bugger that I am, I had decided to join Mr. Buraot’s “Sikatchupoy si BURAOT Contest!” Yey! Uhm…yeah.

But who knows? I might end up getting the 300 bucks?

Now according to teh rules, I have to choose an article in his blog, of which I decided to beeee *drumroll please*…. “Spam Na Naman!”.

Thing is, my office email addy is always being bombarded by ‘em “canned meat products” (they’re called SPAM, people, S-P-A-M!), :

SPAM Type No. 1: Emails promising me that they can get mah…*ehem* longer and bigger (I’M FEMALE…I DON’T HAVE THAT, DARN IDIOTS!)…And v*agra? WTF???

SPAM Type No. 2: Emails telling me I won some lottery.

SPAM Type No. 3: Emails from some African millionaire’s lawyer begging me to help ‘em sorta smuggle ‘em dineros.

SPAM Type No. 4: Emails telling me I had just inherited a fortune.

SPAM Type No. 5: Emails telling me I can get all the girls I want (The hell?!).

Suddenly, it got me thinking, if all those were true, and if I was male, I would’ve been a “well-endowed” and “very energetic” multi-millionaire wiff lotsa hawt babes. And of course, I won’t run out of money coz my other rich relatives, who happens to have me as their heir, will just keep on konking off, one by one (for some mysterious reason)…leaving me all their moolahs. Wow! That is just so kewl!